Joke I just read:
It is August. In a small town on the
South Coast of France, holiday
season is in full swing, but it is raining so
there is not too much
business happening.
> Everyone is heavily in debt.
> Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives
in the foyer of the small
> local hotel.
>
> He asks for a room and puts a Euro100
note on the reception counter,
> takes a key and goes to inspect the room
located up the stairs on the
> third floor.
>
> The hotel owner takes the banknote in a
hurry and rushes to his meat
> supplier to whom he owes
E100.
>
> The butcher takes the money and races to
his supplier to pay his debt.
>
> The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to
pay E100 for pigs he purchased
> some time ago.
> The farmer triumphantly gives the E100
note to a local prostitute who
> gave him her services on
credit.
>
> The prostitute goes quickly to the
hotel, as she was owing the hotel
> for her hourly room use to entertain
clients.
> At that moment, the rich Russian is
coming down to reception and
> informs the hotel owner that the
proposed room is unsatisfactory and
> takes his E100 back and
departs.
> There was no profit or
income.
>
> But everyone no longer has any debt and
the small townspeople look
> optimistically towards their
future.
you're testing 7-11's lasik thingy right? 
